Have fond memories of going around in games like Baldur's Gate Dark
Alliance or Neverwinter Nights naked, slaying rats or any other
low-level creatures? Well, you can do the same thing - or you can just
run around naked screaming about a magic missile for an hour or two in
Stormwind. Not that I've done that, you know, but anyway!
Getting your World of Warcraft character naked just takes the basic
knowledge of the game setup, and a few empty slots in your bag. If you
don't have the empty slots, you can sell anything you don't need, or
place items in the bank for retrieval later. You could also ask a friend
to hold the items for you, if you're in a group, but be careful - you
might never see those items again.
Open your backpack or bag (Hotkey B for your backpack, hotkey's F8 - F11
for other bags), and then open your character menu (Hotkey C). Left
click once on a piece of your clothing that you wish to remove - pants,
shirt, shoes, anything - and move your curser to an empty slot in your
bag. Next to your curser should be a smaller image of your item - if
not, you need to click again. Just left click the empty slot to place
the item in your bag. Do that for every piece of clothing you have on
you.
And tah-dah. You're naked. There's really not much to it - unless you
want to look good while naked. Then there's something much more to this.
Your attractiveness depends on what race you are, and if you're male or
female. Here's a low-down on how attractive your WoW character will be
when he or she is actually naked.
Alliance
Night Elves
Hands down, the most attractive race of the Alliance, the Night Elves
look great both clothed and naked. There's not too much to say about the
naked male Night Elf, but the female has a slightly off body shape, and
the ribs protruding not only don't fit with the stomach, but give the
torso an awkward look. Still, you have to admit, the Night Elves can
really get their dance on.
Humans
The humans aren't too bad looking, as long as you keep their clothes on.
Both the female and male are a little on the - how you say, chunky side,
and they do not wear flattering underwear. Not very appealing to the
eye, but somehow guys who play women and dance naked in Goldshire still
get stuff. Hey, we all have to make a living, right?
Dranei
The Dranei, one of the new races that came with the Burning Crusade
expansion, are the ugliest Alliance race. No question about it. The men
are wide and brutish, and the women - well, their legs are just
disgusting. Although, while I have nothing good to say about the men,
the women's facial features are rather attractive, in their own, blue
way, and their bodies are much better sculpted then the gnomes or
dwarves.
Dwarves
The dwarves are short-ish, squat creatures that aren't at all attractive
or appealing to the eye. Most male dwarves have long beards which take
away from the rest of their face, and the choices for
women's facial structure or hair aren't very nice at all.
Gnomes
I have the same complaint about the gnomes as the dwarves - their
shorter, though, and even less attractive naked. No one, and trust me,
no one, wants to see a naked gnome dance. I'll leave it at that.
Horde
Blood Elves
A beautiful race! The blood elves were the other race to come with the
expansion, and they are the most attractive race in the entire game, no
questions asked. Slim, sleek bodies framed by a smooth, visually
appealing face and surprisingly nice hair styles. Their jump is smooth
and fluent, with a graceful landing style, and they look the best naked,
by far.
All Other Horde Races
These races aren't something that you want to see naked. The Undead,
Orcs, Tauren, and Trolls should never take their clothes off, ever.
Ever.
